Mummy went away for two days….Look what the ‘Uman did to me?!?!?!?

Mummy went away for a weekend on some scuba diving first aid rescue diver… thingy-ma-jig and left me with the ‘Uman. My suposedly capable other mother! We lived on microwave food and pizza all weekend. Slept on the sofa and she let me get injured.

Look at me!

 

Pathetic isn’t it?

On other related news….

Mummy had a great time on her thingy-ma-jiggy and now has a certi… cerfic… cefitica… she’s got a bit of paper that says she can do scarey things underneath the water and give a doll the breath of life. She now needs to teach the ‘Uman how to use the washing machine, a first aid kit and the tin opener for dog food and all will be well with my world!

This is Mummy with her dive buddie’s… what I want to know is why I couldn’t go too? I like swimming… ish.

Other news, not related….

Mega busy summer… ta all for coming to visit me… next time give the ‘Uman some tips on child (dog) care for a single parent. Incase Mummy goes away again for a short time. Better yet leave your numbers if you’re interested in Merlin sitting!

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
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