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Yesterday I went to the beach with ‘Uman 2.  Brancaster beach which is the nearest to work, and very dog friendly. You just have to be carefull of the tides. Jazz told me a story about when they first moved here. if you want to read about this adventure see http://jasperandjazz.blogspot.com/2009/04/not-quite-local.html.

but back to my story….. It was spitting from the sky and a bit grey and miserable so we were the only ones on the beach. And we went for ages, till we saw this…..

‘Uman said it is a Seal.  There were actually quite a lot of them there yesterday.  I was also ‘ceptionally brave and didn’t bark at them.  Ain’t I good?

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Bad news.



Jasper had to go to the vet’s today because he was very poorly. The vet said he had Canine Schizophrenia. Because of this he had to go to sleep.

The Mummy’s are very upset.

They keep crying and cuddling me a lot.

I miss Jasper already, he is my best friend, and has always been with me since I came home to the Mummy’s.

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

The Invasion is over!

It is over.

The people puppies have returned from where they came…

My balls are my own again!

Can you see how happy I am?

There are some good things I’ve discovered about people puppie’s

1. They drop food all the time.
2. They leave chocolate smears on the windows for me to lick off.
3. They drop food all the time.
4. They spill sweet fizzy cola all over the place.
5. Did I mention that they drop food all the time.

Bad things about people puppie’s

1. They steal my balls.
2. They eat my dog biscuit’s… maybe that should be on the good list.
3. They are loud.
4. They are very loud.
5. I can fart and blame it on the people puppy with a padded bum.
6. They wake up very early.
7. They can’t open doors when they wake up early so I can have a wee.
8. They monopolise the sofa and my cushion.
9. They steal all my balls.
10. This list is way longer than the other one.
11. Did I mention that they steal my balls.

My conclusion is this.

Me and people puppies are not a match made in heaven. Mummy said they are allowed to come back when Mummy 2 gets ‘broodie’. Don’t know what that means but I don’t think it is good.

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Visitor’s!

I got home last night and I had been invaded!

The people puppies had arrived and were monopolising my balls!

Not impressed.

The girl people puppy tried to throw the ball for me. Not very well, but she tried. The boy people puppy is a thief. He stole my football and wouldn’t give it back. When he dropped it latter I hid it under the Mummy’s bed.

People puppies are pants with stairs so it’s safe under there.

Mummy 2 say’s I’m antisocial. I don’t care. I don’t like people puppie’s.

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Still have the lampshade on!

The Runt is now taking pity on me and trying to yank it off my head. I think this is worse than the mickey taking.

On a good note… the bandage is gone. Yay! Now I just have to wear one of mum’s socks taped to my foot. Boo!

Ten more days of torture according to the Pet Doc. I used to think she was a nice lady when she gave the Runt injections and stuff… well not anymore!

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Check up today.

I have to go to the pet doc’s at Heacham at 11 o’clock. might get rid of the Plonker look. And Mummy might stop trying to hide tablets in my sausages then! ruins a good sausage otherwise.

The Runt is taking the Mickey. I’ll have to show her who’s the boss when this is off my head!

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

I Look Like a Plonker!

I’ve got a stupid red bandage on my paw. And I look like a plonker!

Sharp stones and running Jasper’s are not a good mix.

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Mummy’s Poorly

I’m missing my Mum. She’s gone to hospital to swallow a camera cos she’s got a sore throat. I don’t understand how swallowing a big old camera will help that but that is what Mummy 2 said when they left. Uncle Ian is going to look after us while they are waiting in a big room with uncomfy chairs and lots of strangers. Mummy says she hates being poked and prodded and Mummy 2 said that that’s why it’s gotten so bad.

I’m scared for my Mummy.

Will she throw balls for me tomorrow?

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Earthday!

This is my second Earthday. Well officially its my sixth ‘cos it started like 40 years ago – which is before both the Mummy’s were born, never mind me and the runt! But this is the second one i’ve been to at Deepdale.

This one was cooler than the last one as i got to see way more people and i got to hang out with the cool artists in the courtyard doing Mummy’s Scrap Heap Art Challenge. Mummy gave ‘em some cr….rubbish from the farm and raided the bins on the campsite over Easter, then we went to the tip at Sheringham and got some more junk for ‘em all to play with.

It was pretty funny watching these different people playing with rubbish and Mummy going ‘oh it’s wonderful’, and ‘I love the juxtaposition of the rusted steel in the futuristic robot shape giving us a real sense of pathos at the discarded nature of the world in which we live’. She could just as well have being going blah blah blah blah blah!

She took lots of pictures, but i haven’t seen them yet. i’ll let ya all have a look when i do.

Especially at the winning robot. It’s called Colin the Contemplater and it sits in my courtyard and does nothing. Nothing i tell ya!

Over all though Mummy says it was a great success and she slept better that night ‘cos her worrying was done.

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

Cromer Pier!

Mummy took us to Cromer Pier yesterday to meet with some people and look at the theatre. She said it was ‘cos we are going to sell tickets for the theatre at Deepdale now. In the information centre. Just like we sell tickets to the Sealife Centre in Hunstanton.

Mummy said that one of the stars of the seaside special might even come to one of our BBQ’s in the summer!

I wonder if they are doggie friendly and could sneak me in to a theatre… I could be a show dog! I’m pretty enough! Don’t ya think?

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog