I am outraged!!!!!!!

I am disgruntled… displeased… dissatisfied… dischuffed… and any other dis words you can think of. Why? I hear you ask. Simples, it is…

Last night my campsite was on the telly box… with Mummy 2 on it… but not me!

That’s right. I, Jazzie Bramhall-Smith, was passed over in all my collie-ness for Tipi’s and Yurt’s.  There is even proof of this event happening not once… but twice!

http://www.itv.com/anglia/camping-or-glamping89446/

http://www.itv.com/anglia/bank-holiday-bonanza72712/

Can you believe it? Mummy 2 now think’s she’s some kind of movie star or something and is signing autographs on  my campsite. Is my pawprint not good enough anymore? Is my photograph not enough for my adoring fans? Something must be done about this appalling over sight, or I shall be forced to take matters into my own paws… I will get a camcorder and film my own TV show! I will take over now that Oprah Winfrey has retired… I shall rule the world!

“Jazzie…. Jazzie, wake up… you’re having a doggie-mare….”

Never a truer word was spoken!

 

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog

The dress came out!

Last night was the awards dinner for the EDP awards, which my campsite was a finalists for the sustainable tourism award. Yay! So the Mummies got all dressed up to go and left me and Merlin at home to watch Children in need.

I had a good long sleep on Mummies bed and Merlin ran around like a nutter and destroyed some of her toys. No interest in Children in need, I’m afraid. Very selfish little thing. She said she’d watch if it was Puppies in need.

Anyway, when the Mummies came home latter…. With no doggie gags, I might add…. They said that my campsite had won again, and that the presenter was asking about my Jewels of wisdom and Merlins Manners.

These are our information notices on the campsite where we tell people about things like how much water they use in a five minute shower and stuff like that.

This is Mummy talking to the lady – Called Carol Bundock from the BBC – about me…

…and that’s the trophy for my wall.  Mummy 1 took this picture on her phone… it’s a bit pants ‘cos of the flower in the way, Mummy 2 said that it was ok as it hid the bulges that are in the wrong places…. I don’t know what that means, but there are better ones in the newspaper today. I’ll try and get hold of one for my scrap book.

Got to go now…. a walk on the beach is calling then tonight i’m going to make sure someone called Lisa Faulkner turns the lights on in Burnham Market properly. I don’t know why we have to go, lights are lights aren’t they?

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You can usually meet Merlin and Jazz at Deepdale Backpackers & Camping on the beautiful north Norfolk coast – www.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk
Eco-friendly backpackers hostel, campsite, tipis, yurts and group hostel

You can read about Merlin and Jazz’s adventures on the Deepdale Backpackers & Camping Blogwww.deepdalebackpackers.co.uk/blog